Apr2
“ I’m a Harvard grad with a negative bank account balance, getting by on food stamps (only on months that the state decides to give them to me). I work too hard to be this poor. FML
Feb12
“ I’m a HC alum with attention deficit disorder. Absolutely need to submit a paper soon so I can get another academic position. But there’s so much to do, and I can’t even begin to start breaking it down. Nothing has changed since I barely scraped by in college. FMUndisciplinedL
Dec10
“ When the Harvard average is an A and you are nowhere near that GPA. And you want to go to grad school. FML
Dec1
“ Sitting in my boxers, drinking wine out of the bottle, surfing reddit…. instead of doing the incredible amount of work that is due this week. Hello rock bottom. FML
Nov11
“ Think I’m taking ‘Lazy Sunday’ a little too literally at the expense of a paper due in an hour. FML
Oct30
“ I thought I’d fall in love in college. Instead I found a hookup culture, and the perfect boy whose only flaw was fear of commitment. Guess I’m giving up on relationships after all. FML
Jun19
“ At college, I have drank twice. Both times I have been caught, so naturally I won’t be drinking ever again. But now I hear it is going to be on my permanent record. Byebye medical school. I was too stupid a freshman to realize what I was doing… FML
Jun19
“ Sophomore Econs concentration, current GPA 3.17 FML BIG TIMES I think I’m going to throw up, As my freshman GPA is 3.35